To the fans of the T.W.O.
(updated 10/17/01)
Greetings from the world of higher learning. That's right, The Fox has decided to come out of his silence and address some issues. As you all know The Fox was forced to withdraw from his TWO touring schedule due to his prior responsibility with the California Lutheran University football team. The Fox has been very busy studying hard in his schooling, in hopes that one day he can use his power of verbal authority, stunning good looks, and cunning intellect to become the mayor of Bakersfield. It goes without saying that The Fox would be a "Mayor and a Half!" Why the sudden interest in politics? Well, it seems that it is time that the city of Bakersfield took over that oil pit you call Taft!! Make no mistake about it, among the first words ever spoken by The Fox upon his entrance into the TWO was that, "the only reason I'm even here is that I'm considering buying the TWO!" That goal has not changed. But moving on. The Fox has stopped being silent (if that's even possible) to address a certain issue that has been pressing on his brain. Of the current TWO wrestlers (current meaning that they have wrestled within the last four shows) nobody has a better winning percentage than The Fox (6-2). The Fox is a former Intercontinental Champ that held the belt for nearly 150 days, and was NEVER beaten for it. Yet, The Fox does not care about belts, winning percentages, snappy interviews, or any of that Taft (shit). The Fox wants to make the TWO fans suffer! He wants all the miserable low lives of Taft to suffer! When the people of Taft think of the TWO they think of the one wrestler who is the most prolific champion ever. He's a legend. He started it all. This wrestler... is The Thing. The Fox wants to go one on one with The Thing. Why? 1) because the match has never taken place. 2) because The Thing despised The Fox ever since the birth of The BWO, and 3) because The Thing represents the TWO, more importantly The Thing represents TAFT!!!! Now, will this match happen? Well, it's up to Mr. Popular and The Thing. If The Thing is serious about returning to action he need to look no further than The Fox for his first match. The football season ends in a few weeks. And it is understood that XL, Kid Kaos, and The Fox will be free to return to action following the football season. So Mr. Popular, you name when and where it's gonna take place. Schedule it, organize it, set it. If it's during christmas break so be it. If it's a year from today so be it. If The Fox and The Thing need to get it on when they're old and in wheel chairs so be it!!! Just make it happen, because The Fox is going to beat the Taft (shit) out of The Thing.
The Fox
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